Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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