Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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