I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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