? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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