I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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