He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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