I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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