exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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