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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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