Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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