i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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