I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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