Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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