I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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