I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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