Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
