My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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