piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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