P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
