this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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