return my video game
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just gift wrapped bread.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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