Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
