you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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