You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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