Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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