We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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