I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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