She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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