Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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