So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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