waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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