Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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