Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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