physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We are two peas in an std pod
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Pants are for mortals
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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