gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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