She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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