My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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