i think i have two assholes
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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