I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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