I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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