I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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