IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You were trust falling into bushes
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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