I love black thongs
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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