She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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