Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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