even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm getting married
To pizza
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
