Your tits are I can't wait for
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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