dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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