There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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