when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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