i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm at about main and main street
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
