I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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