Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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