i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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