Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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