I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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