Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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