i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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